How to P Standing Up - just some playful liberation

The steps below are no-brainer. Every woman that I know have done this. But I know that with practice, women can stand tall, and point their pee.

Steps:

1. Position yourself over the toilet seat, back to the wall, and facing the door, lift your skirt, and pull down your underwear.

2. Start to sit, but just stand in that position.

3. Relax your body, and allow yourself to urinate fully into the toilet bowl.


4. Use the toilet paper on the wall, and wipe yourself.


5. Pull up your panties, pull your skirt down.


6. Flush and wash your hands.


*Practice and practice! It is easiest when you are in the shower. Expirement with how far to separate your legs, how much to separate your labia and pull upwards, how much to bend your knees.


*Practice starting and ending your urine stream at full force for less spraying.


*Many bathrooms are dirty, which makes it necessary not to want to sit on the toilet seat. Standing up therefore, is the only way for a woman to urinate.

http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female




Why are we interested about urinating standing up?

Besides of the obvious advantages of speedy procedure, of the no-touch factor with public toilets, of being able to keep your pants on....

Well a lot of the men folks in my family are public urinators. And god damn it! I never accepted the fact that I was a girl back then, and I still feel like I could do what ever they can.

Men pee unabashedly in public on the streets. I shuddered last time when the guy standing next to me at the 16th Street Bart just flipped it out and started urinating. Disgusting. I know a lot of guys are more polite/clean/shy/and well mannered than the type of guys that I'm writing about here, and I don't mean to make a gross generalization... But I just never encountered a woman peeing in the public standing. If I ever do, she will be my HERO!

Why do guys feel like they could do that? Why do us women folks engage in less public peeing? I feel like this is just another territory to explore... just some playful liberation, that's all.

Don't get me wrong... I don't encourage urban public peeing... because that stuff just really stinks.. I don't care if it's good for plants, or if it's 'natural', there's enough disgusting things going through our body that makes pee toxic. and it stinks!

However, I think it's simply, just another skill. If you gotta go..... I guess...

And, there's a number of products you can buy. I don't recommend it. I don't like touching piss. I don't like the idea of touching instruments that touched piss.. well, unless if you're into it... then here are the products.




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