I hate them.

I cannot be a Japanese. I hate them.

-An Ode to the things that really annoy Reiko, especially wealthy Japanese doctors who haggle prices in the increments of fifty fucking bucks, in Japanese, of course.

I hate how they have to say thank you a million times and drag on the conversation.

Please! practice economy of words! Say it once and mean it!

I hate how they ask questions when they obviously know the answers to them.

I think you're stupid too!

I hate how they say, 'Oh, that's wonderful'... to everything!

What? My shit is wonderful to you?

I hate polite people.

Please! Stop smiling! Stop saying Reiko SAMA!

I hate how tiny they are!

Eat something!

I hate cute little Japanese Punk Rock girls!

I hate how they don't emote!

Fucking cyborg!

I hate how they're better at everything!


I hate them.
I hate them!!!!